smoothality
to be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.
derived from mortal kombat’s ‘fatality’ finishes.
nici: hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?
wolfi: no bro’, what happened?
nici: he gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!
wolfi: k.o.! smoothality!
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