Smoothed Together


verb, adverb, noun. smoothd tuh-geth -er , first known origin was the dc area before being used in wayne county michigan.

1. the absence of movement or life.
2. a peace or calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. when something, someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-that punch connected bro. he got smoothed together in the third round!

-person 1 what happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-person 2 “idk, but she got smoothed together! she couldn’t stand!”

-homicides went up in the city. cats are getting smoothed together.

-person 1 what’s the plan later, do we have tickets?

-person 2 “already got tickets! we smoothed together!”

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