smoothie mom


a mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin cl-ss, yoga cl-ss, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always -ssume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
carol: hey kim where do you think sarah got those leggings?
kim: i don’t know, but she wears them like everyday, she’s such a smoothie mom.

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