smoothmaster



someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. they will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly s*xual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

they do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole ident*ty.
within five minutes, jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough s*x, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. all in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.

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