someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. they will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly s*xual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.
they do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.
despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole ident*ty.
within five minutes, jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough s*x, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. all in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.
- ok google
siri’s ex-boyfriend ok google: are you and siri dating? google: f*ck no, that b*tch is annoying asf
farissian is a stallion of a man. swole af, always at the gym, rumored to have an abnormal sized p*n*s, and overall charming. farissian is still pretty hip, though, and probably knows computer programming better than steve jobs. d*mn, that dude is a real farissian!
he is a nice, caring guy who will be truthful to you forever. he has a medium d*ck but will satisfy easily. he will ask you out early and will ask for s*x, don’t say no, if you do, you will regret it. it is not very likely you will get pregnant from him. s*x […]
- sad story told twice
sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. you’ve heard it before. father walked out because of drugs, ect. she was a sad story told twice.