Smoove B


1. a columnist for the onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. a guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.
1. smoove b is funny.
2. while norberto may not have been a smoove b like his friend omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.
your’s truly. the coolest macinist motherf-cker on the face of the planet.
what up b?

that’s smoove b to you motherf-cker!

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