smopth


a. being extremely indecisive, sometimes even so indecisive that you cannot decide whether or not you are indecisive.

b. the word you come up with when you are on a messenger and mean to type the word “smooth”
a. jonny- hey! wanna go get some icecream or a slurpy?
mark- i don’t know…i could you give me a few hours to decide?
jonny- man, you are so smopth! forget you…i’ve leaving.
mark- -dies-

b. potatoe645: yeah lol that’s real smopth
celery564: lmao! smopth?
potatoe645: -smooth
celery564: don’t cover up your mistakes…besides, smopth is a cool word! i think i’ll write it in the dictionary!
potatoe645: you do that
celery564: i will!

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