Smorf
an affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. no relation to the term smorfing
kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with robbo, when suddenly her period started.
spasticated munticated old r-t-rded fart
on band camp:
ashlie (leaps in) : spasticated munticated old r-t-rded fart!!
emma: wat a smorf
fergus (walks in)
emma: geez fergus ur such a friggin smorf
spasticated munticated old r-t-rded fart
on band camp:
ashlie (leaps in) : spasticated munticated old r-t-rded fart!!
emma: wat a smorf
evelyn (walks in)
emma: geez evelyn ur such a friggin smorf
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