Smorgans


the act of inserting marshmellows into the -n-s, placing your -n-s 2 inches above an open flame. after marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove -n-s and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching nirvana.
“dude im still sh-tting marshmellows”
“first time making smorgans huh?”
“yeah man, i never knew life could be so good.”
a super atheleti girl who has horrible b.o all the time and is a crazy sick dancer! very akward and funny.
that girl is such a smorgan
noun. a creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. thrives in an environment of crt radiation.
in cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

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