smorgasbored


when you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. smorgas (smörgås) is swedish for sandwich.
– dear colleagues, i am officially smorgasbored, let’s go out for lunch the rest of this week!
– good call, i’m chucking my peanut b-tter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

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