smorting


flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. also, numbers of “smortings” will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.
-“man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?”
– “sorry dude! i was smorting” 🙂

or

-“where did you get acquainted with your wife?”
-“at smorting..”
to eat in a s-xual manner
i think she likes smorting cuc-mbers.

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