smother handle


a ponytail on a man. ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

a mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
i saw this idiot at the grocery store today with zubaz pants and a smother handle. do these people not have mirrors? do they not see themselves being laughed at on america’s funniest videos every week?

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