smothered sock


the “smothered sock” is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled friday’s bartender. you simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
“sock” body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the “smothered sock”
“wow, last week sally and i were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. i pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. before she had a chance to run i whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of boar’s head american cheese and gave that b-tch a smothered sock”

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