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• hetch

  sneezing into a chick’s vag when going down on her noun and verb rick hetched violently into her hairy sn-tch. that soft b-tch loves a good hetch. that sl-t major league loved it when ben hetched on her after some crabs jumped in his nose.

• hetdar

  the opposite of gaydar. an ablilty to sense heteros-xuality in another being. useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar. gay dude: “your buddy steve is gay.” not gay […]

• High Fivie

  giving yourself a high five by clapping your hands above your head. john was so excited he’d finally solved his problem, he gave a high fivie.

• Niamat

  someone who is gangsta, cool, hip, street smart and generally a slick character. that cat’s niamat a word to describe somebody who acts bad, gangster or who is mainly common muck in the modern world! look at niamat that f-cking chief, he always acts bad thinking that hes all gangster!

• iiwtostgtaiarw (ee-ee-wuh-tost-guh-tay-ar-wah)

  intelligently interacting with the opposite s-x to get their attention in a romantic way ; flirting ; convincing one romantically in a deceiving or cohersive way if someone unknowingly is being persuaded into a realtionship. women drops her pencil as a prospective suitor walks by and recieves help in order to iiwtostgtaiarw (ee-ee-wuh-tost-guh-tay-ar-wah).

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