smuck
a learned man of naperville, il – tony casciano – defines “smuck” as the foreskin removed during a bris.
p-n-s smuck
it is a hebrew word for the foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. so when a person that is educated or a jew calls you a smuck. he or she is calling you a useless piece of d-ck.
i.e. a smuck would go see the 2008 movie “never back down” or do things in attempt to appear “bigger” or manly. but factually a smuck is weak and lame poser. not so different from a bro or a gangster/w-ngster.
a word used in place of ‘f-ck’ by scott landon in lisey’s story, a novel by stephen king.
“ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people’s heads is non e of their smucking business.” -lisey’s story, pg 318.
a person who acts foolish
stop acting like a smuck.
the act of smoking a blunt while having s-x. the girl on top is the ideal position due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to do it any other way.
my girlfriend burnt me on the face while we were smucking.
smack someone the “f” up
i will smuck you up!
when someone picks your b-tthole and puts peanut b-tter in it using the tip of the finger.
that girl tina wanted me to do smucks to her, but i wouldn’t dare.
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