Smucker Fucker
a masturbation technique where you take a jar of smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your p-n-s, then proceed to m-st-rb-t- with the jam.
optional: after -j-c-l-t-ng into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
random guy: i totally made my gf a smucker f-cker sandwich last night!
random guy2: whoa what did she do to you???
random guy: next time she makes me the sandwich b-tch!
1)when a girl puts peanut b-tter, on a dudes p-n-s, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.
2) also the female may put peanut b-tter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a s-xually act.
on facebook:
bliz: “this is peanut b-tter girl”
donnie: “yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers”
bliz: “lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt”
donnie: “yea but peanut b-tter is awesome easy smangers”
bliz: “lol shes a smucker f-cker”
donnie: “hahahahahaha ommggggg
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha”
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