smudge magnet


(n.) — a hi-tech tablet gadget like the ipad or the kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
“i love the entire concept of the ipad, but i am just worried it’s going to become just another smudge magnet in my home.”

— overheard at a watercooler in a san francisco office building on january 28, 2010

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