Smuggle my Cuban
when the guy is extremely h-rny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.
my girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won’t put out. i had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
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