smuggling beachballs


when a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge b–bs on her back.

you’ll see this on the beach.
on the beach:

person 1: dude look at that fatty – she’s smuggling beachb-lls.

person 2: huh?

person 1: look at those back b–bs!

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