smuggling grapes


when a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-p-b-scent boy. it’s almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.
man it’s so cold out here… my b-lls are so shriveled, it’s like i’m smuggling grapes over here.

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