smulka


a god awful monster c-ck that lives in your nightmares. you try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it takes your -n-s to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.
omg did you here what happened to tommy

no what

they say a smulka got him

then it’s time to leve town

don’t forget your b-tt plug

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