when your friend “b” tries to convey to you the small amount of “stuff” left in the pipe and is so d*mn high that they trip over the words “t*rd, smudge /smear” and says instead “smurd smudge”.
you: anything left in the pipe?
friend: just a little smurd smudge.
- hairy water
p*b*s in the drain my dad left me some hairy water this morning and i had to clean it up.
the act of two women rubbing their v*lv*e against each other. also known as scissoring. if it weren’t for donald trump, melania would still be clamschmacking in slovenia.
- curling team
the male equivalent of a camel toe when only the b*lls show. when julio sat down i could see his curling team protruding like lion cubs from his pants.
- bone flick my t*t
you know like when you see food and it looks good as h*ll u just say bone flick my t*t before u eat it lmao it’s like bone app the teeth or somethin “this sh*t looks so f*cking good omg” “bone flick my t*t let’s eat hoe”