smurd smudge



when your friend “b” tries to convey to you the small amount of “stuff” left in the pipe and is so d*mn high that they trip over the words “t*rd, smudge /smear” and says instead “smurd smudge”.
you: anything left in the pipe?
friend: just a little smurd smudge.

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