smurf club
okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is h-tting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect p-n-s, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. background unknown. also called here (in scotland) a jack slap.
my mate augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
the act of hitting someone over their head with your p-n-s during oral s-x.
i smurf clubbed that b-tch!
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