smurf herfer


somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs….

jack is such a smurf herfer….

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    when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the -n-s. alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, “i’m snarfing this ice-cream.” or “man is my jackal itchy.” “hey man did […]

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    when a v-g-n- is loaded with a blunt object (usually a large d-ld-), and the blunt object is launched at a high velocity due to pressure buildup from a powerfull queef. may also be used with an alaskan pipeline she hit me in the dome with her sn-tch-cannon

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    an expression of extreme measures “yo, tha hoe down the street just gave us all head, u missed it.” “snizapple!!”


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