smurf my ride


describes a person using v–gr- recreationally. the “smurf” relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. “my ride” related to the upgraded performance as in “pimp my ride”
jason: i’m in for a big night tonight. i’ve got the little blue pills so i know it’s gonna be good!

junior: cool jas, do you have a spare to share? i wanna smurf my ride too!!!

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