Smurf Riding Tickle Dick
1. when one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will “tickle” his d-ck blue.
2. when a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his d-ck.
3. yet another insult.
gerard moaned in great pleasure as sally got off of him and started to tickle his d-ck.
papa smurf hadn’t ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue b-lls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his d-ck.
“cameron you smurf riding tickle d-ck stop being such a smurf riding tickle d-ck and do your f-cking homework!!”
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