Smurf splashed
this happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. when you give your final push and it lands, your r-ct-m and b-ttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
this normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
i had to take a cr-p and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
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