Smurfball
the act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate
listerine couldn’t get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.
the name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
the resulting splash often creates smurf b-lls.
dude i hate my co-workers. i went to take a dump and they smurf ball’d me.
this term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) using a port-a-john (job johnny, johnny on the spot, et al.) 2) grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. for when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf b-lls, as your t-st-cl-s are splashed with a coating of azure hued -ss water.
dubbs insisted on using the job johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf b-lls for his stupidity.
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