Smurfitis
(also known as blue ball syndrome)… an over swelling of the t-st-c-ls as a direct response to lack of use/s-xual intercourse.
going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, bjs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, s-x, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome
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