Smurfmaro


a v6 camaro painted smurf blue with rattle cans. the camaro includes in over-sized turbo that sits in the trunk. to complete the smurfmaro it must include the following:

lambo style doors, shopping cart wing, and ram air hood big enough to suck in small animals.
the smurfmaro screeches around town with lightening speed!

the smurfmaro has a turbo bigger than its engine bay.

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