smurfy
usually short, cute and s-xy as f-ck.
not necessarily blue, though can increase s-x appeal if so.
someone who is a visual sensation and 89% of the time, under or around 5ft6.
examples: she is well smurfy, omg she’s smurftastic, let’s go smurf hunting, i am the smurf hunter, where there’s a smurf there’s a way, no smurfs = no party.
1. -friday night, 8 pints down in the local-
“come on lads, get the nets ready, we’re going smurf hunting”
2. as a female walks buy, your walking companion will make a “mmm sound”, to confirm their accuracy, “smurfy”
great or excellent
that’s a smurfy idea!
used to describe something really cool 🙂
rupert: im made up this amazing rap
phillipa: that’s so smurfy!
the feeling of being extremely h-rny; can also be used to call someone a sl-t. there is a town full of guys and only one smurfette… you do the math. either smurfette gets around, or everyone is really frustrated.
i’m really smurfy right now, my girlfriend has been gone for a week. man, rachel’s really smurfy… she’s slept with every guy here.
adj.- anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and exclimation point (!)
i f-cked the h-ll out of that smurfy hoe!
her t-ties sure are smurfy!
my pimpin’ skills are smurfy!
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