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• soggy lettuce

  when a man shaves his p-b-s into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then c-ms on the p-b-s to simulate salad dressing. after the concoction is complete he then p–ps in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. when he finishes the dish he then smears the “salad” into someone’s v-g-n- […]

• so-tech

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• Soul Slaying

  getting a non prostate to f-ck you for money girl: sorry im not interested guy: how about i pay you to be interested girl: excuse me i jave a job, im not a sl-t guy: i have $500 and a nice hotel so cut the sh-t girl: looks at you woth interest you both leave. […]

• spank

  a unit of measurement of the h-m-s-xuality of a person. often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to spks similar to litres to l 1. omg did you here about max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the spankometer. 2. “do you think jesse is gay? asked alanah “well hes gotta […]

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