smurt
smurt the inability to smell;
a wh-r-
at birth he was smurt
acr. super mega ultra respiratoty therapist. one that sets the bar at such a high level only very few in the field could even be considered to achieve a high status
d-mn mike is a one bad -ss smurt. i wish i was like him
(verb) a smile that is forced and false.
to cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.
usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.
i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist
i made a bad joke on kathy’s expense. she turned to me with a smurt on her face.
to slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving f-ll-t–.
i couldn’t get wood so kaycee let me smurt her until i was hard.
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