smush
the act of having s-x
ronnie (from mtv’s jersey sh-r-): yea, we smushed last night
a term originally from mtv’s jersey sh-r-, meaning to have s-x.
snooki: i like to smush!
the act of pressing a flaccid p-n-s against a woman’s groin area in a vain attempt at s-xual intercourse. typically occurs as a result of intoxication.
man, i couldn’t get it up last night, but i did smush that b-tch.
to vigorously squash and mush something
“oh my god did you just smush cake in grandad’s face?!?!”
“sure did, apparently it’s got anti aging properties in it”
smush·ed, smush·ing
(smǝsh, smoosh) verb. 1. to push or shove two or more things together.
2. to combine two or more words into a new, original word.
3. to squeeze tightly.
i had to smush all my socks together to fit them in the drawer.
i was smushed between two big guys on the flight home.
slang term for a v-g-n-
i’m gonna kick that b-tch in the smush!!
squash
also past tense: “smushed”
‘i sat on my cupcake and smushed it’
‘back up – don’t smush me!’
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