smushing
trying to have s-x with a limp d-ck; usually out of desperation or intoxication
“oh we didn’t have s-x last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing.”
making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and i repeat does not, include any other s-xual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1
girl 1: oh my jonas – have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas – i want to be but not yet
girl 2 runs off crying
scenario 2
guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: i know – but totally worth it
guy 1 and guy 2 high five
the act of smiling and blushing at the same time. the blush does not take away from the smile but rather extends it as the reason for blushing comes from deeper within. or a smile that changes into a blush while remaining a smile to the lesser observant.
when she mentioned how positively i had made her feel after our lengthy, early morning chat, i felt this surge of pride that had me smushing uncontrollably.
verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a p-ssenger plane.
‘sh-t my dog! i just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother f-cking plane dog!’
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