Smut King
a sm-t king (also commonly known as “sm-t lord”, in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-wh-r- that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. he is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. sm-t kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant s-xual acts, including but not limited to, the dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, and the infamous hot carl. to be -ssociated with a sm-t king is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
dude, i used to think that guy alex was a pimp. after what i heard he did to that girl kayley at the apartment last night, he’s definitely achieved sm-t king status.
the boyfriend that watches p-rnhub on iphone every night before going to sleep.
p-rn apps on mobile devices…
my sm-tking cant fall asleep until he has watched at least 100 clips of p-rn on iphone.
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