smuttering
the act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. the words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.
“this is unbelievable, just unbelievable.” john, quit your sm-ttering, i don’t care.
when walking around muttering something sm-tty and rude under your breath.
john : “i’d smash her back doors in given half a chance….”
pete : “what’s that dude?”
john : “nothing, just sm-ttering to myself.”
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