SMVC
shoulder mounted video camera: (noun) the weapon of choice for today’s journalist in use in self defence, when they find themselves embedded with american soldiers abroad in some festering petrochemical sh-thole of a desert nation fighting a war that they don’t want and can’t win, wearing a distinctinve “shoot me please!” army uniform.
soldier: dude, you are so dead when we move out to ramallah. i hear them eye-rackies out there got rpgs up the wazoo.
nbc reporter: aha! well that’s where you’re wrong my friend. i have an smvc! fear my video camera.
soldier: christ.
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