smyp


show me your p-ssy- term generally used to insult a man (by literally asking to see their v-g-n-) who is unwilling to partic-p-te in a usually straight and entertaining event.
person1: yo you tryna get hurt(drunk) 2nite?
person2: nah im takin it easy 2nite
person1: smyp!

man1: lets bring back some new b-tches 2nite
man2: u know my girlfriend wouldnt approve this
man1:smyp!

guy1: lets get a football game goin
guy2: touch?
guy1: nah smyp, tackle.
“s my p” is a discrete way to let someone know that you sh-t your pants. it is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

however, “s my p” is not to be confused with “s my d,” which refers to suck my d-ck or “s my c,” which refers to suck my cl-t. this should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, “suck my p-n-s.”
caitlin: “hey john, i think i s’ed by p! help.”

john: “no worries! i got some backup pants in the trunk. i s my p all the time!”
show me your p–p
hey dude, before you get out of that bathroom, make sure you smyp.

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