Snacktician


the crew member aboard a racing sailboat who is in charge of selecting and distributing snacks to the rest of the crew at the appropriate moments during a race. the snacktician may also be in charge of snackquisition. the t-tle often devolves to snack b-tch upon return to the dock after losing the race.
lulu is the snacktician aboard the boat “fast betty”. she gave the crew payday bars on the first upwind leg of the race and mystic mint oreos on the second upwind leg of the race.

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