Snail Eyes
when somebody is so f-cked they have inadequate eye usage
steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
steve is so hungover he has snail eyes
a man’s inability to ‘get it up’ at a time in which he needs to be performing. also known as ‘snail eye syndrome’ if it is a constant reoccurrence.
girl 1 – ‘so.. how was last night!? did you finally sleep with john?’
girl 2 – ‘yeah.. sort of’
girl 1 – ‘sort of?’
girl 2 – ‘well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping’. i just hope it’s because he had drunk too much and that it’s not me!’
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