snail tracks
snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the v-g-n- when a woman is excited. a snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is h-rny and sitting down.
d-mn girl, you gonna leave snail tracks!
leaving p-ssy lube on a persons face
dude that girl just put a snail track on your face
smearing v-g-n- juice on the face of someone. the female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.
jenna just snail tracked jim in the face while he was sleeping. she also had a yeast infection! d-mn, jim just got owned.
when performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there cl-toris on the customer’s pants. during this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural s-x lubricants will seep out of her v-g-n- onto the recipiant of the lap dance.
after a couple of minutes the natural v-g-n-l lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a “snail track” down the patron’s pants.
doochebag 1: where is the nearest dry cleaners?
doochebag 2: what for?
doochebag 1: i got a lap dance last night and that h-rny sk-nk left snail tracks on my best pants.
doochebag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
when a man has s-m-n traces in his underwear.
simon: why the f-ck do you have your hand down your pants?
esben: i saw a magnificent p-rn movie just before you came over, i didn’t get to whipe my d-ck that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:bjerre word:.
after a man blows a fat load up in a woman’s v-g-n-, if it drips out and she smears her puss, over the sheets it is said that she has made snail tracks.
“she can leave snail tracks as long as she washes the sheets and i don’t have to sleep on the wet spot.”
when a female have a very wet p-ssy and drags her vagine down your tie and leaves her juices down your tie.
you should have seen how wet my girlfriens was after we had s-x last night. she dragged her p-ssy down my tie and left some snail tracks.
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