Snailing

resembles planking, but you raise your b-tt in the air, tilt you’r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. snaily.
guy 1: hey man you wana come planking?
guy 1: f-ck planking, im into snailing!
the action of a woman dragging her v-g-n-l area over a surface. resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
ashley: our boss is a d-ck!
lauren: yea! im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the -sshole leaves!
when a group of men -j-c-l-t- onto a woman’s stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.
“me and my 8 bro’s got into snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere”

“jenna let me snail her, i think i love her”

“she’s a ride or die b-tch, i heard she even into snailing”
combination of snow and hail. it’s too cold to just be hail, but too chunky to be snow
i came home and it looked like it was sn’ailing when i was gone. the gr-ss was all covered in white but it was chunky and fluffy at the same time.
an act in which a male or female licks their partner from the bottom of the snail trail area on the stomach all the way up to the lips as a s-xual act.
e.g

guy 1: what were you doing last night dude?
guy 2: i was totally snailing this girl
guy 1: omg no way you snailed her!
a really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil
nick’s snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.
when a girl is so wet if she were to walk it would leak out of her underwear and resemble a snail as it walks down the side walk leaving the shinny residue on the ground behind them
(ex 1):tom : “dude we just left the bar and i had all the girls snailing…total frat move”

(ex 2):”dude did you see that girl snailing over tyler last night,? she was super hot”

(ex 3) will : “hey sweet polo bathing suit, haha that looks like a cowboy should be wearing it, what you think john ?”
john :” haha yeah your gonna have all the girls snailing ”

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