SnailMilk


a rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.
ian: “that snailmilk was milkilicious! i even got a b-n-r!”

andy: “no, that b-n-r was from the handjob i just gave you”

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