snail’s asshole


hard to find
john: sorry i am late.

me: relax, this place is a snail’s -sshole.
anything that is hard to find
mike- “hey jess! i’m so sorry i’m late for our date.”
jess- “its ok mike. this place is a snails -sshole.”
when something’s really hard to find

from important things with demetri martin
guy: sorry i’m late.
demetri: nah, it’s alright this place is a snail’s -sshole.

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