Snakefucondatractor
tool used by farmers in south america that originally resembled a rake/shovel combination. original usage referred to a hand-held flat rake used on sugar cane plantations to reduce the number of cane-stealing reptiles. modern usage: a large, piece of farming equipment, still used on cane farms, which closely resembles a subsoiler.
yesterday, william borrowed the snakefucondatractor to quickly eliminate his reptile problem.
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