Snap a log
when one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.
person 1: “don’t take too long in the bathroom, man.”
person 2: “i’ll try not to. wouldn’t want to snap a log.”
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