SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE


a take on the catch phrase for rice krispies cereal “snap crackle pop”.

a pwn so easy you can do it while eating your breakfast cereal.

this can also be done by a certain kind of douche-bag that uses bots in online games. because they can literally be off somewhere eating cereal while pwning countless enraged noobs.

syn: snap crackle pwn, and snap crackle pwnd.
bob- hey whats wrong with tom, why is he so p-ssed off?
kristie- i guess you didn’t notice how you totally pwnd him in that poker game yesterday.
bob- it’s not my fault if he can’t handle a little snap crackle pwnage. tom needs to get a life.

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