Snape-Fu
the s-xual-combat method preferred, practiced, and promulgated by potions master professor severus snape.
the grading system is indicated by the b-tton-number, and styling of the snape-gi.
snape-ette: -twirls rapidly on the spot, screeching loudly-
normo: “wtf?”
-snape-ette kicks normo in the head whilst sneering-
snape-ette #2 “nice snape-fu there, sis…”
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