Snaping
kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to hogwarts legend and all around s-x bomb, professor severus snape.
girl 1- “and then we went to mcdonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-”
girl 2- “perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes mr potterrrr- 10000000 points from gryffindor!”
girl 1- “eh? stop your snaping!”
girl 2- “expelliarmus!”
the act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one’s extended middle finger into their exposed -n-s. traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.
a 2011 national “safe snaping” campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. the campaign was centered on the popular young adult’s novel “cletus the unicorn and the unwashable horn”.
andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he’d left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping bob the previous evening.
if a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and n-body else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?
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