snapnesia
the confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all
(snapchat received)
“that was gross :(”
(snapchat sent)
“what did i send? i have snapnesia”
(snapchat received)
“it was your hairy armpit, that’s it”
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